{"title":"Size M","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll products shown have size M in stock.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"muffs-diving-school-as-colour-staple-tee","title":"Muff's diving school - AS Colour Staple Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003ctitle\u003eProduct Description - Inappropriate T-Shirt Co\u003c\/title\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:12px; font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fff8c6; color:#111; font-size:15px; font-weight:600; padding:10px 14px; margin:16px 0; border-radius:6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:0; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin:18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:35%; padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. 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Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eExtra Small\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; 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border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:8px; font-size:13px; color:#666;\"\u003ePlease note measurements can vary +\/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"titsco clearance","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XSM","offer_id":52478565450004,"sku":"124.5.53","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ SML","offer_id":52478565482772,"sku":"124.5.54","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ MED","offer_id":52478565515540,"sku":"124.5.55","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ LRG","offer_id":52478565548308,"sku":"124.5.56","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XLG","offer_id":52478565581076,"sku":"124.5.57","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52478565613844,"sku":"124.5.58","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52478565646612,"sku":"124.5.59","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52478565679380,"sku":"124.5.60","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52478565712148,"sku":"124.5.61","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/2891\/3684\/files\/b097ce76ae584bdd949c7ed1912420e3.jpg?v=1778186438"},{"product_id":"i-work-harder-as-colour-staple-tee","title":"I work harder - AS Colour Staple Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003ctitle\u003eProduct Description - Inappropriate T-Shirt Co\u003c\/title\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:12px; font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. 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Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. 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Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:8px; font-size:13px; color:#666;\"\u003ePlease note measurements can vary +\/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"titsco clearance","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XSM","offer_id":52481975910676,"sku":"124.5.53","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ SML","offer_id":52481975943444,"sku":"124.5.54","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ MED","offer_id":52481975976212,"sku":"124.5.55","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ LRG","offer_id":52481976008980,"sku":"124.5.56","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XLG","offer_id":52481976041748,"sku":"124.5.57","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52481976074516,"sku":"124.5.58","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52481976107284,"sku":"124.5.59","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52481976140052,"sku":"124.5.60","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52481976172820,"sku":"124.5.61","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/2891\/3684\/files\/b1c5a05958b04ec8a9c4192cc10371ab.jpg?v=1778231629"},{"product_id":"tits-or-tyres-as-colour-staple-tee","title":"Tits or tyres - AS Colour Staple Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003ctitle\u003eProduct Description - Inappropriate T-Shirt Co\u003c\/title\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:12px; font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fff8c6; color:#111; font-size:15px; font-weight:600; padding:10px 14px; margin:16px 0; border-radius:6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:0; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin:18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:35%; padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e56.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e78.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e82\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:8px; font-size:13px; color:#666;\"\u003ePlease note measurements can vary +\/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"titsco clearance","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XSM","offer_id":52481988428052,"sku":"124.5.53","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ SML","offer_id":52481988460820,"sku":"124.5.54","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ MED","offer_id":52481988493588,"sku":"124.5.55","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ LRG","offer_id":52481988526356,"sku":"124.5.56","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XLG","offer_id":52481988559124,"sku":"124.5.57","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52481988591892,"sku":"124.5.58","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52481988624660,"sku":"124.5.59","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52481988657428,"sku":"124.5.60","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52481988690196,"sku":"124.5.61","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/2891\/3684\/files\/f53d080c60e04551bc5657006f05dcaf.jpg?v=1778232031"},{"product_id":"high-five-as-colour-staple-tee","title":"High five - AS Colour Staple Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003ctitle\u003eProduct Description - Inappropriate T-Shirt Co\u003c\/title\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:12px; font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fff8c6; color:#111; font-size:15px; font-weight:600; padding:10px 14px; margin:16px 0; border-radius:6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:0; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin:18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:35%; padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eExtra Small\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; 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font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fff8c6; color:#111; font-size:15px; font-weight:600; padding:10px 14px; margin:16px 0; border-radius:6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:0; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin:18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:35%; padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:8px; 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font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fff8c6; color:#111; font-size:15px; font-weight:600; padding:10px 14px; margin:16px 0; border-radius:6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:0; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin:18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:35%; padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e56.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e78.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e82\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:8px; font-size:13px; color:#666;\"\u003ePlease note measurements can vary +\/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"titsco clearance","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XSM","offer_id":52483648618772,"sku":"124.5.53","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ SML","offer_id":52483648651540,"sku":"124.5.54","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ MED","offer_id":52483648684308,"sku":"124.5.55","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ LRG","offer_id":52483648717076,"sku":"124.5.56","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XLG","offer_id":52483648749844,"sku":"124.5.57","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52483648782612,"sku":"124.5.58","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52483648815380,"sku":"124.5.59","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52483648848148,"sku":"124.5.60","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52483648880916,"sku":"124.5.61","price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/2891\/3684\/files\/90324759837447489e18b77ae75de2b1.jpg?v=1778269328"},{"product_id":"supercunt-as-colour-staple-tee","title":"Supercunt - AS Colour Staple Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003ctitle\u003eProduct Description - Inappropriate T-Shirt Co\u003c\/title\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:12px; font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fff8c6; color:#111; font-size:15px; font-weight:600; padding:10px 14px; margin:16px 0; border-radius:6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:0; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin:18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:35%; padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. 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Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:8px; 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If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. 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Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:8px; font-size:13px; color:#666;\"\u003ePlease note measurements can vary +\/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"titsco clearance","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XSM","offer_id":52483690201364,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ SML","offer_id":52483690234132,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ MED","offer_id":52483690266900,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ LRG","offer_id":52483690299668,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XLG","offer_id":52483690332436,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52483690365204,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52483690397972,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52483690430740,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52483690463508,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XSM","offer_id":52523414618388,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ SML","offer_id":52523414651156,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ MED","offer_id":52523414683924,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ LRG","offer_id":52523414716692,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ XLG","offer_id":52523414749460,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52523414782228,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52523414814996,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52523414847764,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52523414880532,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/2891\/3684\/files\/2e6202c5299c48c7839d050b69398fb8.jpg?v=1778269712"},{"product_id":"6-feet-of-dirt-as-colour-staple-tee","title":"6 feet of dirt - AS Colour Staple Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003ctitle\u003eProduct Description - Inappropriate T-Shirt Co\u003c\/title\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:12px; font-size:14px; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast  |  🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fee2e2; color:#991b1b; font-size:15px; font-weight:700; padding:10px 14px; margin:0 0 16px 0; border-radius:6px; text-align:center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#fff8c6; color:#111; font-size:15px; font-weight:600; padding:10px 14px; margin:16px 0; border-radius:6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:0; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:bold; margin:18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; max-width:700px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:35%; padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd; background:#f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; border:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#f0f9ff; color:#075985; font-size:14px; padding:14px; margin:20px 0; border-radius:6px; border-left:4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color:#0284c7; font-weight:600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top:24px; margin-bottom:8px; font-size:18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; list-style-position:outside; margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; 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font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e | 🇦🇺 Ships from NSW Central Coast | 🚚 Free shipping over $69\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fee2e2; color: #991b1b; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; padding: 10px 14px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; border-radius: 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003e⚡ CLEARANCE — Limited stock, no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fff8c6; color: #111; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 600; padding: 10px 14px; margin: 16px 0; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e⚡ Already in stock — dispatched within 2 business days\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Flat rate $9.95 Australia-wide\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Free shipping on orders over $69\u003cbr\u003e🇦🇺 Australia only\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Once it's gone, it's gone — no reprints\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eWhy clearance:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns being retired or sizes we're not reprinting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame premium AS Colour Staple Tee — no compromise on quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarked down from $44.95 to $29.95 — saving you $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinal stock — when it sells out, that's it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 18px 0 10px 0;\"\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 35%; padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eAS Colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eStaple Tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMid weight, 180 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e100% combed cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Fabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMarle colours contain 15% viscose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; background: #f7f7f7;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eEveryday wear, graphic tees, casual outfits, streetwear styling\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f0f9ff; color: #075985; font-size: 14px; padding: 14px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 6px; border-left: 4px solid #0284c7;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for more designs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor our full catalogue, latest drops and made-to-order tees, visit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\" style=\"color: #0284c7; font-weight: 600;\"\u003etheinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top: 24px; margin-bottom: 8px; font-size: 18px;\"\u003eSize Chart — AS Colour Staple Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 0;\"\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"padding-left: 20px; list-style-position: outside; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLay an existing shirt flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 700px; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 14px;\" border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eExtra Small\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e56.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e78.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e82\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e83.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 8px; 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